Trying something new find these quite hard, need to get the rhyming rhythms right
There was a lady from Norfolk
Who at full moon did a forfeit
She changed into a hamster
She had meant to be a gangster
And now she runs circles in a faucet
A nice lady tried playing wordfeud
When her partner got decidedly rude
He flashed his cock
She fell out the dock
And cried..how can you be so crude
There was a wannabe author
Whose grammar was something of a horror
She peddled her words
Became a hamster ate verbs
And threw poems out just to torture