swimming

Swimming today, getting some exercise, Feeling smug, how could it be otherwise? Dress in my costume, put on my clothes, Pack a bag including swimming shoes. Swimming shoes what an odd idea, To help me swim better, oh no my dear, The poolside is wet, slippery like a rink, Likely to fall on my arse,… Continue reading Swimming

Going swimming

Swimming today, getting some exercise, Feeling smug, how could it be otherwise? Dress in my costume, put on my clothes, Pack a bag including swimming shoes. Swimming shoes what an odd idea, To help me swim better, oh no my dear, The poolside is wet, slippery like a rink, Likely to fall on my arse,… Continue reading Going swimming