humour – Converging Lives. Sounds, Silence and Imagery

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Room with a view

The room with the view Has a problem or two Its up five flights of stairs There aren’t any chairs When you get to the top You feel that you’ll drop You are so red in the face Breathless with the pace You have to lie down Now comes a frown Cause the room with… Continue reading Room with a view

An alternative look at golf

Golf a new sport to try Learn some new skills to satisfy Learn to hit a ball with a club How difficult can it be, unless I hit the scrub Stand relaxed and swing from the hips Practice the move, heck have to be a contortionist Ready to try, they said go to tee Not… Continue reading An alternative look at golf

Spell checker

I don’t have attribution for this piece, so I apologise to the author for the lack of acknowledgement. It made me grin and I wanted to share.

Worried

Daydream??

Cleaning the house is such a bore Sinks, basins, and loo rings ever more Every week the dirt is back Dust, crumbs, and pubic hair to hack This male has weekend chores, to do Day dreaming makes the world renew He imagines the thoughts of his trusty steed Who would be imaging, such sexy deeds… Continue reading Daydream??

In praise of feet.

I quite like feet, I think they are kind of neat, If you believe in birth signs, There might be a link, Pisces like feet I think, They should be our heroes, In praise they get zeros, They carry our weight, Though they are a part, we might hate, As erogenous zones go, For many,… Continue reading In praise of feet.

Going swimming

Swimming today, getting some exercise, Feeling smug, how could it be otherwise? Dress in my costume, put on my clothes, Pack a bag including swimming shoes. Swimming shoes what an odd idea, To help me swim better, oh no my dear, The poolside is wet, slippery like a rink, Likely to fall on my arse,… Continue reading Going swimming

what is a girl to do?

Be it theatre ,concert or in a tent When you need the loo There is always a queue You stand in line Contemplate crime Why does it take so long When there is a throng For women to pee Its way beyond me What else to do When you want the loo Behind a tree… Continue reading what is a girl to do?