Cleaning the house is such a bore
Sinks, basins, and loo rings ever more
Every week the dirt is back
Dust, crumbs, and pubic hair to hack
This male has weekend chores, to do
Day dreaming makes the world renew
He imagines the thoughts of his trusty steed
Who would be imaging, such sexy deeds
While his hands wields the duster
Steed dreams of things, to make him fluster
Hills and valleys to climb and touch
Perky breasts, with knobs and such
Tight trimmed Tabbies Oh so lush
Wet water rafting in tunnels that crush
Syntillating views that stun the senses
Steeds adventures so immenses
Though a steed is versatile
He thinks cleaning such a trial
Cleaning the house is such a bore
Day dreaming mediates the chore
When his steed is bored with cleaning
He stands up to say
Come on want sex…ok?