Cutting edge design? If so it’s a crime, I get. The need to streamline, To make everything compact, To reduce weight, that’s a fact I understand that first class, gets the whizz, But The smaller the space, the more, the design should fizz, So why, in economy class on planes, Do you feel a maniacContinue reading “cutting edge design”
Category Archives: humour
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The vagaries of health information
I hear the news, I read the papers The rules to good health give me the vapours Today red wine is good for the heart Yesterday it was a poisoned dart Fruit is in and then it’s out Smoothies are good then there is doubt So I try and try to follow the rules ThoughContinue reading “The vagaries of health information”
Swimming
Swimming today, getting some exercise, Feeling smug, how could it be otherwise? Dress in my costume, put on my clothes, Pack a bag including swimming shoes. Swimming shoes what an odd idea, To help me swim better, oh no my dear, The poolside is wet, slippery like a rink, Likely to fall on my arse,Continue reading “Swimming”
It started with a sniffle
It started with a sniffle Then a little cough Snuffles on my pillows I didn’t give a toss Suddenly I seemed much warmer Then chills, up and down my spine My nose started dripping My mind was in decline Then the mucus fairy Waved her little wand My chest filled up with mucus Like fillingContinue reading “It started with a sniffle”
Golf
Golf a new sport to try Learn some new skills to satisfy Learn to hit a ball with a club How difficult can it be, unless I hit the scrub Stand relaxed and swing from the hips Practice the move, heck have to be a contortionist Ready to try, they said go to tee NotContinue reading “Golf”
